A Hero Revealed

You have no idea the suffering I see in the world. You’ve never seen firsthand the atrocities that evil commits. The other day, I saw a man walking across the street when the red hand was flashing. I’ve seen children taking an extra sip from communion wine.

The world is falling apart all around me and I am the only one that can save it. I alone have the power to save the world from itself. To right all wrongs and make evil disappear for eternity. This is no easy task but if I don’t fight for good the world will be destroyed. I can’t sit idly by as people are dying, as children are forced to use drugs… as milk spoils in the fridge. I am Shirtless and I alone will protect those that can’t protect themselves.

THE MANY ADVENTURES OF SHIRTLESS!

Dear diary,

Today I crashed the shirtless mobile. A telephone pole sprang out of nowhere and ran into me. I suspect some force of evil was behind the plot to dissuade me from my quest for good. But don’t worry diary, I put it back together with duct tape so I should be good for another couple of weeks. I also managed to save a woman from wickedness while I was out. We ran into each other in the supermarket while I was out buying my daily six gallons of water and seven gallons of protein powder. You know breakfast is the most important meal of the day. When all of a sudden I noticed that she was going to eat one of the nuts the supermarket has on display. I rushed into action and promptly stopped her. She tried to explain she was checking the nuts to make sure they were fresh but I saw right through her lies. I sensed she was under the control of something exceptionally evil. I scolded her mercilessly in front of everyone present then relieved her of her belongings. Such evil doesn’t deserve a gold card. I gave her purse to the supermarket manager to repay them for the missing nut but the man gave it back to her. On second thought… they might have been in the plot together.

Tomorrow I will have to destroy the building to end their scheme.

I was depowered earlier diary. When I was attempting to save a man from killing himself at a fast food restaurant one of the evil henchmen at the establishment forced a shirt upon me. The pain I felt was like no other I’ve felt before. I was in such disillusion that I couldn’t save that poor soul from putting processed meat into his body. I failed diary. But I cannot dwell on things such as this. This experience has just furthered my resolve to wipe evil in all its forms from this earth.

I’m off now diary, to once again take up the fight against vile tyranny and make the world safe for the weak and incompetent. To make sure good triumphs over evil. To boldly go where no man has… scratch that last part. Until next time diary

XOXO

-Shirtless (Superhero)